Description

Modeled after everyone’s favorite lie, our No Tears Shampoo–Flavored Fortune Cookies deliver a soft, soapy sweetness designed to technically not hurt you. It’s gentle, comforting, and deeply concerning — like a childhood bath memory you didn’t consent to relive. Don’t worry, it won’t make you cry… because by now, you’re emotionally numb. Crisp texture, clean finish, and a fortune inside that absolutely does not care about your feelings.