Unfortunate Cookies

Cherry

Cherry-flavored and red like your last emotional breakdown. Sweet enough to lure you in, sharp enough to remind you why you don’t trust anything that looks this good.

$10.99

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Our Cherry Fortune Cookies are bright, bold, and deeply misleading — much like your last relationship. They hit you with a blast of artificial joy, followed by a soul-crushing fortune you definitely didn’t ask for. Perfect for parties, breakups, or that one friend who thinks “red flags” are just part of the aesthetic. Sweet on the surface, chaos at the core — just like life.

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