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Carrot

Carrot-flavored fortune cookies: lightly sweet, mildly earthy, and deeply judgmental. For when dessert feels like a punishment but you eat it anyway.

Original price was: $14.99.Current price is: $9.99.

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Somewhere along the line, someone decided carrot belonged in dessert — and here we are. Our Carrot-Flavored Fortune Cookies deliver a subtly sweet, unmistakably crunch paired with a fortune that feels like a personal critique. It’s the perfect treat for people pretending to make “healthier choices” while still craving chaos. Congratulations, you chose the cookie that judges you back.

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