Revenge Has never Tasted So Sweet
Have you ever wanted to curse someone for all eternity? With a cookie? Well you’re in luck! We have the unique service where customers can tailor a handwritten note, written by one of our calligraphy experts, for their enemies – ex, boss, teacher, parent, anyone you can think of! Our normal fortunes don’t actually come true, they’re just for jokes. But these? Trust us. They’re real – Just read our testimonials
To start enacting your revenge, just click the ‘Create Your Revenge’ button below. Fill out what you want your handwritten letter to say. Make it as detailed or as vague as you want. You can also choose your own misfortune for the person you hate. This is optional. If you don’t, one of our misfortune specialist will write one tailored to your letter. Next, you fill out your enemy’s address. Once we get your request, our calligraphy experts turn your note into an elegant paper of hate. Then one of our pessimistic workers hand-deliver your note to the address you gave. This is optional. If you’re a weak loser and prefer to just leave it at your enemy’s doorstep, you can fill out the mailing address instead.
WARNING: These fortunes DO come true.